Sunday, September 20, 2009

How to Get Rid of Hickies in 5 Minutes

Step 1
Use a spoon and an ice cube to cool the hickey. Take the ice cube and rest it in the spoon. Keep firm hold of the ice cube so it doesn't fall out of the spoon.
Step 2
Holding the back of the spoon to the hickey, twist the spoon counterclockwise for ten seconds. Then, twist the spoon clockwise for ten seconds. The round shape of the spoon should fit exactly to the hickey and the cold pressure should alleviate the some of the redness.
Step 3
Use eye drops to literally "get the red out." The eye drops send red blood vessels and capillaries away from the surface of the eye, causing less eye irritation and swelling. The good news is it also works on your skin. Apply several drops on the hickey and allow it to sit for one minute, then rinse it off with cool water.
Step 4
At this point, the hickey should be almost invisible. If you can still see it easily, repeat Steps 1 through 3 again until the hickey is almost gone.
Step 5
Apply concealer for a finishing touch. Gently pat concealer over your hickey to blend the remaining red color into the rest of your skin. Continue to apply concealer throughout the day, as it may rub off with time.

How to Sober Up a Drunk

Step 1
Make sure your friend eats while he drinks. Food helps absorb the alcohol, which facilitates a faster recovery. Some studies suggest that foods high in fructose, such as honey, Coca-Cola and fruit products like Fig Newtons, are especially good at countering the effects of alcohol.
Step 2
Cut your friend off. It seems obvious, but every swallow of alcohol is a swallow your friend's body needs to process and oxidize before he can sober up. Once you recognize the need to clear out the booze in his system, tell him to stop drinking.
Step 3
Give your friend lots of water to drink. Alcohol dehydrates the body, which is part of what makes a hangover so painful. Drinking a lot of water--even alternating glasses of water with alcoholic drinks--keeps the body hydrated and cuts the effects of drunkenness.
Step 4
Get your friend to drink lots of coffee or energy drinks. Caffeine and stimulants don't actually prevent inebriation. In fact, they often make things worse, since caffeine is a diuretic that further dehydrates the body. However, they do help the mind concentrate. As a short-term stop-gap, caffeine can keep the edge off of drunkenness until other steps have a chance to do their job.
Step 5
Induce vomiting. It sounds gross, but there's no better way to get alcohol out of his system quickly. Stick your finger down his throat, or describe the contents of the nearest trashcan (preferably if it contains discarded food scraps). Make sure there's a sink, toilet or bucket nearby for him when you do. On a more serious note, make sure his throat and air passages are clear after he vomits, so that he can breathe safely.
Step 6
Give your friend a hangover pill. "Sober up" tablets sold at most pharmacies help the body process alcohol more quickly. If you don't have access to a formal hangover pill, provide him with a good multivitamin...especially one with plenty of vitamin B.
Step 7
Let him to sleep it off. Even napping for a couple of hours can do wonders for eliminating drunkenness, and can get your friend back on his feet more quickly.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

How 2 Get A Hottie

Step 1
This step is unfortunately the easiest. You need to find a place where women flock. Whether that's a club, beach, party, bar...it doesn't matter. Find a place where you're comfortable, can wear clothes you feel good in, and has an atmosphere where talking to strangers isn't awkward
Step 2
Go up to a chick! Just do it man, quit being a loser, just roll up to a girl, look her in her eyes, and be like, "Damn girl you're so fine"...either A. she'll laugh and run to her friends and make fun of you or b. she'll be like thanks! If scene A occurs, well she's a loser and you wouldn't want to date her anyway. If scene B occurs, well then we have something here don't we!
Step 3
Try, if it isn't too loud, to spark a little conversation, nothing that makes it too obvious you're trying to flirt...say something like "have you been here before, i've never been but it's pretty dope..." you know just something simple but something that requires an answer. I prefer, "yo what are you drinking?" or "yo I'm serious you look so good in those jeans, what's your name?!"...holla at me
Step 4
Pay attenetion to details about a woman...what kind of shoes she wears, perfume, hair color, eye clor...all these things will help you in the long run. The more you can remember now, the easier it will be in the long run. Luckily for me I have an insanely strng memory and anything a girl ever tells me is stored. This way, a few weeks later I can use these as weapons to destroy her!!!
Step 5
Forreal my brothers, guys have such an upper hand it's not even funny. Women try and act like they're the ones who don't care about guys but actually its the other way around. Think of it like this...when we were little ones in kindergarden, who started liking who first? Who started chasing who first? I remember the girls starting to like the buys way before guys wanted anything to do with them. Honestly, other that the nasty, why do guys want women? They DON'T! Girls love guys!! hey're the ones who need men. It's a women's world but men are the dominant specie. Don't forget this...women are obsessed with men.
Step 6
OK, the last step is the hard part...it's up to you where it can go from here...read her vibes. Is she vibing you? IS she smiling, looking you in the eyes? All of these are her signals for you to move in for the kill...now you can eithe start making out with her right there or you can tease her and just get her numbr and call her tomorrow...I like to refrain from giving a girl my lips right away especially when I can tell she wants them. I like to make her wait (it only heightens the lust)....in other words, my brothers, be a mack, don't be a nerd


Things You'll Need:
BALLS!!!!
a lil money
confidence
cell number
nice cloths


Wear fresh clothes (see BAPE, Nike Dunks, white tees, wife-beaters...) Watch other guys and learn from them (see Lil Wayne, T.I., Pharrell, Jay-Z, Andre 3000, Kanye West...) Make sure you are fresh as a mothf---a...she wouldn't want it any other way Listen to music that will get your pimpin goin (see Pharrell, Lil Wayne, T.I. Snoop, Jay-Z, Kanye West...) Don't wear corny outfits you see on American Idol or any TV show for that matter, wear somthing origianal but ill
DO NOT try and make a girl jealous by showing anothe grl more attention, girls can do this to guys a million times worse so don't even take it there DO NOT try and steal a girl from her boyfriend if you are a beginner (if you are reading this) you will get beat up as if he were a pimp DO NOT get beligerent and try these techniques...you WILL get laughed at DO NOT wear stupid corny outfits DO be a mack DO wear sunglasses DO wear cologne aiight now show me some love

How 2 Kill Anything in Halo Instantly

Step 1
Be cautious when playing Halo. If you’re trying to kill someone by sneaking up on your target, do so from the character’s back.
Step 2
Get as close as you can to your target you’re trying to kill something.
Step 3
Press the default “F” key, and whatever you’re trying to kill in Halo will die.
Step 4
Back up and try to approach another intended victim. Do this as quickly as you can manage. Hit the default “F,” and you’ll find that anything you try to kill in Halo will die instantly.
Step 5
Jump over your target and attack from the back. You must do this quickly; attack before your target turns around and attacks you.
Step 6
Follow your target if it is going down a trail. If you’re quiet enough, you can attack from the back by hitting the default “F” key.
Step 7
Use the above tips when killing hunters in Halo. Hunters are deadly, but they have a vulnerable spot that’s brown on their backs. Hit that and you’ll continue your goal of killing anything in Halo instantly.

How 2 Treat Alcohol Poisoning With Home Remedies

Step 1
Learn the difference between being very drunk and having alcohol poisoning. The symptoms of alcohol poisoning include hypothermia (low body temperature), shallow or infrequent-breathing patterns, seizures, excessive vomiting and unrelieved unconsciousness.
Step 2
Drink as much water as possible, as it is the most effective of all home remedies used to treat alcohol poisoning. Not only can alcohol dehydrate the body, but the excessive vomiting that may occur as a result of alcohol poisoning may also rob your body of fluids. Drinking a large amount of water will cause you to urinate more frequently, which will help to eliminate the alcohol from your bloodstream.
Step 3
Maintain constant supervision over the individual while you use home remedies to treat alcohol poisoning. Ensure that breathing patterns remain stable, with the person staying above eight breaths per minute. Keep the person lying on his side to avoid having him choke on his own vomit, which is the most common reason for death in alcohol poisoning cases.
Step 4
Try to keep the person awake and alert while you use home remedies to treat alcohol poisoning. This will allow you to keep administering water to her to keep her body properly hydrated. It may also help to reduce the possibility of the onset of a coma.
Step 5
Seek medical help as soon as possible. Other than hydration, there is no secret cure to alcohol poisoning, and many home remedies may aggravate the condition, especially if they contain salt or caffeine. Both substances worsen dehydration.

This might of saved my cousin Perry from dying because of alcohol poisoning. The family tried to help him but it was to late. R.I.P. Cousin Perry We Will All Miss You And Your Infinity Watt Smile. =) That was the worst birthday present I got when turning 21 loosing my favorite cousin.



How 2 Stop Brain Freeze

Step 1
Press your tongue to the roof of your mouth. This will help warm the area back up and constrict the blood vessels again.
Step 2
Drink a glass of warm water at the first sign of brain freeze. Other warm food items will also work. The key is to warm your mouth back up so the blood vessels constrict again.
Step 3
Lay your head to one side. Anecdotal evidence suggests that this may help alleviate the pain.
Step 4
Create a mask over your mouth and nose with your hands. This will quickly warm up the area and stop the brain freeze.
Step 5
Press your thumb against the roof of your mouth. This works the same way as using your tongue in that it helps to warm up the area so that the blood vessels in your brain reduce in size.
Step 6
Experiment with remedies to see what works for you. Not every remedy may work or work well for you so try some of the different ones out until you find one that works consistently. There are many home remedies for stopping brain freeze out there so keep looking until you find the right one for you.
Step 7
As brain freezes are typically gone within a minute, you can just wait the pain out.

How 2 Get Relief From Spicy Food

Step 1
IMO, drinking water doesn't help as it just acts as a medium for the chemicals.
Step 2
Eat something that is a base that will neutralize the acid: milkbreadice creamsour creamricepeanuts or peanut butter
Step 3
Chocolate is the best food to eat to cut the burning sensation as it covers the nerve endings that determine spicyness

Tips:
When attemping to eat a jalapeno, put a dollop of sour cream on it to help cut down on some of the hotness.
Remember, what goes into your mouth has to come out the other end. It's a good deterrent from doing crazy things like eating hot peppers. :)