Sunday, September 20, 2009

How to Get Rid of Hickies in 5 Minutes

Step 1
Use a spoon and an ice cube to cool the hickey. Take the ice cube and rest it in the spoon. Keep firm hold of the ice cube so it doesn't fall out of the spoon.
Step 2
Holding the back of the spoon to the hickey, twist the spoon counterclockwise for ten seconds. Then, twist the spoon clockwise for ten seconds. The round shape of the spoon should fit exactly to the hickey and the cold pressure should alleviate the some of the redness.
Step 3
Use eye drops to literally "get the red out." The eye drops send red blood vessels and capillaries away from the surface of the eye, causing less eye irritation and swelling. The good news is it also works on your skin. Apply several drops on the hickey and allow it to sit for one minute, then rinse it off with cool water.
Step 4
At this point, the hickey should be almost invisible. If you can still see it easily, repeat Steps 1 through 3 again until the hickey is almost gone.
Step 5
Apply concealer for a finishing touch. Gently pat concealer over your hickey to blend the remaining red color into the rest of your skin. Continue to apply concealer throughout the day, as it may rub off with time.

How to Sober Up a Drunk

Step 1
Make sure your friend eats while he drinks. Food helps absorb the alcohol, which facilitates a faster recovery. Some studies suggest that foods high in fructose, such as honey, Coca-Cola and fruit products like Fig Newtons, are especially good at countering the effects of alcohol.
Step 2
Cut your friend off. It seems obvious, but every swallow of alcohol is a swallow your friend's body needs to process and oxidize before he can sober up. Once you recognize the need to clear out the booze in his system, tell him to stop drinking.
Step 3
Give your friend lots of water to drink. Alcohol dehydrates the body, which is part of what makes a hangover so painful. Drinking a lot of water--even alternating glasses of water with alcoholic drinks--keeps the body hydrated and cuts the effects of drunkenness.
Step 4
Get your friend to drink lots of coffee or energy drinks. Caffeine and stimulants don't actually prevent inebriation. In fact, they often make things worse, since caffeine is a diuretic that further dehydrates the body. However, they do help the mind concentrate. As a short-term stop-gap, caffeine can keep the edge off of drunkenness until other steps have a chance to do their job.
Step 5
Induce vomiting. It sounds gross, but there's no better way to get alcohol out of his system quickly. Stick your finger down his throat, or describe the contents of the nearest trashcan (preferably if it contains discarded food scraps). Make sure there's a sink, toilet or bucket nearby for him when you do. On a more serious note, make sure his throat and air passages are clear after he vomits, so that he can breathe safely.
Step 6
Give your friend a hangover pill. "Sober up" tablets sold at most pharmacies help the body process alcohol more quickly. If you don't have access to a formal hangover pill, provide him with a good multivitamin...especially one with plenty of vitamin B.
Step 7
Let him to sleep it off. Even napping for a couple of hours can do wonders for eliminating drunkenness, and can get your friend back on his feet more quickly.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

How 2 Get A Hottie

Step 1
This step is unfortunately the easiest. You need to find a place where women flock. Whether that's a club, beach, party, bar...it doesn't matter. Find a place where you're comfortable, can wear clothes you feel good in, and has an atmosphere where talking to strangers isn't awkward
Step 2
Go up to a chick! Just do it man, quit being a loser, just roll up to a girl, look her in her eyes, and be like, "Damn girl you're so fine"...either A. she'll laugh and run to her friends and make fun of you or b. she'll be like thanks! If scene A occurs, well she's a loser and you wouldn't want to date her anyway. If scene B occurs, well then we have something here don't we!
Step 3
Try, if it isn't too loud, to spark a little conversation, nothing that makes it too obvious you're trying to flirt...say something like "have you been here before, i've never been but it's pretty dope..." you know just something simple but something that requires an answer. I prefer, "yo what are you drinking?" or "yo I'm serious you look so good in those jeans, what's your name?!"...holla at me
Step 4
Pay attenetion to details about a woman...what kind of shoes she wears, perfume, hair color, eye clor...all these things will help you in the long run. The more you can remember now, the easier it will be in the long run. Luckily for me I have an insanely strng memory and anything a girl ever tells me is stored. This way, a few weeks later I can use these as weapons to destroy her!!!
Step 5
Forreal my brothers, guys have such an upper hand it's not even funny. Women try and act like they're the ones who don't care about guys but actually its the other way around. Think of it like this...when we were little ones in kindergarden, who started liking who first? Who started chasing who first? I remember the girls starting to like the buys way before guys wanted anything to do with them. Honestly, other that the nasty, why do guys want women? They DON'T! Girls love guys!! hey're the ones who need men. It's a women's world but men are the dominant specie. Don't forget this...women are obsessed with men.
Step 6
OK, the last step is the hard part...it's up to you where it can go from here...read her vibes. Is she vibing you? IS she smiling, looking you in the eyes? All of these are her signals for you to move in for the kill...now you can eithe start making out with her right there or you can tease her and just get her numbr and call her tomorrow...I like to refrain from giving a girl my lips right away especially when I can tell she wants them. I like to make her wait (it only heightens the lust)....in other words, my brothers, be a mack, don't be a nerd


Things You'll Need:
BALLS!!!!
a lil money
confidence
cell number
nice cloths


Wear fresh clothes (see BAPE, Nike Dunks, white tees, wife-beaters...) Watch other guys and learn from them (see Lil Wayne, T.I., Pharrell, Jay-Z, Andre 3000, Kanye West...) Make sure you are fresh as a mothf---a...she wouldn't want it any other way Listen to music that will get your pimpin goin (see Pharrell, Lil Wayne, T.I. Snoop, Jay-Z, Kanye West...) Don't wear corny outfits you see on American Idol or any TV show for that matter, wear somthing origianal but ill
DO NOT try and make a girl jealous by showing anothe grl more attention, girls can do this to guys a million times worse so don't even take it there DO NOT try and steal a girl from her boyfriend if you are a beginner (if you are reading this) you will get beat up as if he were a pimp DO NOT get beligerent and try these techniques...you WILL get laughed at DO NOT wear stupid corny outfits DO be a mack DO wear sunglasses DO wear cologne aiight now show me some love

How 2 Kill Anything in Halo Instantly

Step 1
Be cautious when playing Halo. If you’re trying to kill someone by sneaking up on your target, do so from the character’s back.
Step 2
Get as close as you can to your target you’re trying to kill something.
Step 3
Press the default “F” key, and whatever you’re trying to kill in Halo will die.
Step 4
Back up and try to approach another intended victim. Do this as quickly as you can manage. Hit the default “F,” and you’ll find that anything you try to kill in Halo will die instantly.
Step 5
Jump over your target and attack from the back. You must do this quickly; attack before your target turns around and attacks you.
Step 6
Follow your target if it is going down a trail. If you’re quiet enough, you can attack from the back by hitting the default “F” key.
Step 7
Use the above tips when killing hunters in Halo. Hunters are deadly, but they have a vulnerable spot that’s brown on their backs. Hit that and you’ll continue your goal of killing anything in Halo instantly.

How 2 Treat Alcohol Poisoning With Home Remedies

Step 1
Learn the difference between being very drunk and having alcohol poisoning. The symptoms of alcohol poisoning include hypothermia (low body temperature), shallow or infrequent-breathing patterns, seizures, excessive vomiting and unrelieved unconsciousness.
Step 2
Drink as much water as possible, as it is the most effective of all home remedies used to treat alcohol poisoning. Not only can alcohol dehydrate the body, but the excessive vomiting that may occur as a result of alcohol poisoning may also rob your body of fluids. Drinking a large amount of water will cause you to urinate more frequently, which will help to eliminate the alcohol from your bloodstream.
Step 3
Maintain constant supervision over the individual while you use home remedies to treat alcohol poisoning. Ensure that breathing patterns remain stable, with the person staying above eight breaths per minute. Keep the person lying on his side to avoid having him choke on his own vomit, which is the most common reason for death in alcohol poisoning cases.
Step 4
Try to keep the person awake and alert while you use home remedies to treat alcohol poisoning. This will allow you to keep administering water to her to keep her body properly hydrated. It may also help to reduce the possibility of the onset of a coma.
Step 5
Seek medical help as soon as possible. Other than hydration, there is no secret cure to alcohol poisoning, and many home remedies may aggravate the condition, especially if they contain salt or caffeine. Both substances worsen dehydration.

This might of saved my cousin Perry from dying because of alcohol poisoning. The family tried to help him but it was to late. R.I.P. Cousin Perry We Will All Miss You And Your Infinity Watt Smile. =) That was the worst birthday present I got when turning 21 loosing my favorite cousin.



How 2 Stop Brain Freeze

Step 1
Press your tongue to the roof of your mouth. This will help warm the area back up and constrict the blood vessels again.
Step 2
Drink a glass of warm water at the first sign of brain freeze. Other warm food items will also work. The key is to warm your mouth back up so the blood vessels constrict again.
Step 3
Lay your head to one side. Anecdotal evidence suggests that this may help alleviate the pain.
Step 4
Create a mask over your mouth and nose with your hands. This will quickly warm up the area and stop the brain freeze.
Step 5
Press your thumb against the roof of your mouth. This works the same way as using your tongue in that it helps to warm up the area so that the blood vessels in your brain reduce in size.
Step 6
Experiment with remedies to see what works for you. Not every remedy may work or work well for you so try some of the different ones out until you find one that works consistently. There are many home remedies for stopping brain freeze out there so keep looking until you find the right one for you.
Step 7
As brain freezes are typically gone within a minute, you can just wait the pain out.

How 2 Get Relief From Spicy Food

Step 1
IMO, drinking water doesn't help as it just acts as a medium for the chemicals.
Step 2
Eat something that is a base that will neutralize the acid: milkbreadice creamsour creamricepeanuts or peanut butter
Step 3
Chocolate is the best food to eat to cut the burning sensation as it covers the nerve endings that determine spicyness

Tips:
When attemping to eat a jalapeno, put a dollop of sour cream on it to help cut down on some of the hotness.
Remember, what goes into your mouth has to come out the other end. It's a good deterrent from doing crazy things like eating hot peppers. :)

How 2 Kiss a Girl Like a Pro

Step 1
Take it easy. Make the first kiss slow, gentle and easy. Don’t be aggressive in your approach. You’ll have plenty of time for that later, when she is sufficiently warmed up. Don’t mash your face against hers so hard your teeth collide.
Step 2
Tilt your head to make sure she can still breathe through her nose. And don't press your face to hers so tightly so that you block off her nose with your cheek.
Step 3
A few things about your tongue: Keep your tongue in your mouth until your lips meet hers. Don't do the rapid “in and out” snake move with yore tongue, and don’t perform a comprehensive search for food in her mouth. Also, your tongue movement should be coordinated with hers. Give her the opportunity to do her thing. Try to have short stops while still joined at the lips.
Step 4
Do not make loud “kissy” sounds when you do the dry, repeated kisses thing. Also, your moaning and groaning should be mild. Keep any loud sound for later.
Step 5
Don’t forget to use your hands. Touch her hair and face gently while kissing her. This can definitely create sensual pleasure. But remember, don’t be aggressive. Oh, and try not to use too much sticky gel in your own hair.

How 2 Give a Girl Multiple Orgasms

Step 1
To give a girl multiple orgasms, intercourse is probably not the way to go. You have to use toys or fingers. If you know a womans anatomy, than your one step ahead of the game...but to make this easy i'll speak as plainly as possible.
Step 2
The first thing you want to do is get her in the mood...and by that, your getting her wet. Woman have MANY more nerve endings in there Hooha than a man does on his boing. You have to stimulate the nerves with your tounge or fingers. The place to do that isnt inside the hooha though...its above it.
Step 3
Rub back and forth multiple times on the "above part" while licking or puting a finger or toy in the hooha. If you do this for about three minutes, shell melt. Continue for as many times as she can handle.

How 2 Find the Best Sex Positions 4 Woman

Step 1
Woman On Her Back sex positions. The basic position with the woman on her back, the man on top, is referred to as "missionary" position. It's a big favorite because you are face to face, and it can be very intimate and loving. Here are some variations that you might enjoy: * For women who need clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm (and there are a lot of them), there is a position called "The Coital Alignment Technique", or CAT. Here's how it works... Start in missionary position, man on top. He scoots up about 6 inches so that the angle of penetration is sharply downward, then she wraps her legs around him, crosses her ankles, and brings them down around his calves. If you got this part right, then the top of the **** will now be making contact with her clitoris. And then...SHE controls the motion by rocking her hips. This allows the woman to adjust the pressure and the speed of the stimulation against her clitoris.Once she's got that going, he can start a thrusting motion in time with her rhythm. The whole thing takes a little practice, but once you get it going, most couples report major points on the scream-o-meter.* For the g spot (and for men who are very large, or if she sometimes finds it uncomfortable when penetration is too deep), try this one...The man sits back on his heels and pulls the woman's hips onto his knees. Penetration is at a sharp upward angle. A little experimentation with the motion, and he might be able to poke at the g spot, or further back at the anterior fornix (another spot that many report has powerfully orgasmic results).Added bonus: his hands are free, which means it's possible to massage the clitoris or breasts, or just stroke her hair and face or hold her hands.* And, finally, for marathon sessions...The man stands at the edge of the bed between the woman's legs. Depending on whether her legs are up or down, the angle can be changed to suit your pleasure.Because it takes weight off the base of the ****, most men find it much easier to withhold ejaculation for much longer in this position... PLUS... the thrusting motion is easier and there's lots of air circulation around your body to keep you cool.
Step 2
Woman On Her Belly sex positions. All of these "from behind" sex positions are sometimes referred to as "doggy style"... and between that unfortunate name and so many women in our culture having sensitivities to the appearance of their rear... plus, the lack of face-to-face intimacy... there are some women out there who just don't like the idea of these positions.That's a shame. Because many other women report these positions to be their favorite. We're all familiar with the basics, so...* For a man with a smaller ****... if her hips are in the air and her face is on the pillow, you are now in the intercourse position that allows the deepest penetration possible. (And if you are larger, go slow and careful at this one.)* And, at the opposite extreme, it is possible to contact both her clitoris and g spot from behind with this little bit of creativity...She lies down flat on her belly, he straddles her legs, she lifts her hips slightly so that he can slide one or both hands beneath her pelvis.From this position, the angle of penetration can hit the g spot, his hands can stimulate her clitoris, and, for bonus points, the nape of her neck (one of the most potent female erogenous zones) is open for licking or light biting...The neighbors will hate you.
Step 3
Woman On Top sex positions. Typically the woman will straddle the man and rest on her knees. Most women love these lovemaking positions because they get to run the show for a change, and... since women are naturally more clever than men with the motion of their hips (unless he happens to be a professional salsa dancer)... she can get a lot of control over the depth, angle, and intensity of intercourse.The problem? For many women, this position begins to hurt the knees after only a short time.The solution?* A narrow chair with no arms, a piano bench, or... if you are into home fitness a weight bench.Allowing her to get her feet onto the floor can really turbo-charge any girl-on-top sex positions and, since these are usually intercourse positions that make it easier for men to withhold ejaculation, you can settle in for a nice long love making session!* And, finally, for spiritual love making that might just take you, literally, out of this world...The Buddhist monks of Tibet have a sacred tantric sex position known as "yab yum"... though, I'll warn you in advance, it takes some flexibility in the guy.Here's how you can yab yum too... The man sits with the soles of his feet together and knees apart. The woman straddles him and wraps her legs around his back.For extra credit in this spiritual sex position... the man butterflies his knees to control the motion, place your foreheads together to align your chakras, and take long... slow... synchronized breaths.

How 2 Give CPR

Step 1
Make sure that the area surrounding the victim is safe for you, and alert someone to call 911.
Step 2
Determine that the victim needs to be given CPR by asking her if she is okay and listening and feeling for breath. Check the pulse by placing two fingers on the carotid artery, which is found on either side of the neck, just below the jawbone. You'll need to begin giving CPR if she is not breathinng and her heart is not beating.
Step 3
Place two fingers under the victim's chin and push up gently to tilt her head back. This will completely open the windpipe in preparation for breathing.
Step 4
Do a finger sweep. Use your index finger and sweep inside the mouth to make sure nothing is obstructing the airway. You need to perform chest compressions only if the victim has no pulse.
Step 5
Use your index finger and thumb to pinch the nose shut. Breathe two slow breaths into the victim's mouth, keeping your eyes on her chest to make sure it's rising. Check for breathing again.
Step 6
Find the spot where the ribs meet the breastbone. It will feel like a hard, little bump. Put your index finger on this spot so you don't forget where it is when you're getting your hands in place.
Step 7
Put the heel of one palm above the index finger, on the breastbone, and put your other hand over that hand. Sit up on your knees with your arms completely straight so you can remain as stable as possible.
Step 8
Push your hands down 30 times, taking about 15 to 20 seconds for all 30 compressions. Give two breaths after each set of 15 compressions.
Step 9
Repeat this process until paramedics arrive, another person trained in giving CPR takes over, you are too tired to continue CPR, the victim's heart starts beating or the area becomes unsafe. Check for breathing and a pulse between each set of compressions.

How 2 Make The Best Rice Dish Ever

Step 1
Cut up onions and fry in a pan with a little olive oil. Add green peppers cut up and fry until soft. Add peeled chopped garlic and add to pan. Add ground meat and cook until done. Add all spices. Cover and let simmer. In another pot boil water for rice. Take the lid off meat and add 3 16oz cans stewed tomatoes. Put in a few drops of hot sauce depending on how much you like.
Step 2
Follow the directions on the success rice box and cook. When finished drain rice and put rice in a big bowl. Add the ground meat mixture with tomatoes and peppers and seasonings. Mix together and put garlic salt on top. If you like you can make homemade french or garlic bread to go with this. You also can add other ingredients that you personally like. You can work with this recipe and adjust ingredients to your liking.
Step 3
You can make a nice presentation with this dinner. If you like you can cut up some green onions and put them on top. If you like you could even add cheese but I like it just the way it is. I hope you and your family enjoy this. One of the reasons this has been a big hit with my family is because it is not dry. The stewed tomatoes add a nice sauce to this dish and the peppers give it a very unique taste. Many people loves peppers so it makes a nice treat for them.

How 2 Cook A Shrimp Cocktail

Step 1
Combine all ingredients except the shrimp to make the cocktail sauce . Let the sauce chill for two hours to allow flavors to blend.
Step 2
De-vein the shrimp and discard the heads and shells.
Step 3
Boil the shrimp in water for 3 to 4 minutes. Remove from the heat as soon as the shrimp are opaque.
Step 4
Drain the shrimp and put them in ice water to prevent them from cooking any further.
Step 5
Put 3 or 4 shrimps in a cocktail dish for a single serving, over a bed of iceberg lettuce.
Step 6
Pour cocktail sauce over the shrimp or serve it on the side for dipping.
Step 7
Garnish with lemon wedges if desired.

How 2 Rotate Your Tires

Step 1
Take out the spare, unless it's a small, temporary spare not meant for high speed or long travel. (You can't use that kind as a regular tire.)
Step 2
Jack up the car on 4 jack stands.
Step 3
Remove the front and rear tires on the right side of the car.
Step 4
Put the back tire on the front, and the spare on the rear. The old front tire becomes the new spare. If the spare is unusable in the long term, just switch the front and back tires.
Step 5
Remove the front and back tires on the left side.
Step 6
Put the back tire on the front and the front tire on the back.
Step 7
Lower the car off the jack stands 1 wheel at a time.

How 2 Tell If It's TRUE LOVE or TROUBLE

Step 1
Being in love involves being loyal. Just ask pop star Rihanna what her thoughts are today after her boyfriend, Chris Brown, t the crap out of her.So, ask yourself these questions: *Do you feel nervous when you're together?*Are you careful what you say to avoid angering your partner? *Do you feel pressured to have sex? *Are you afraid to disagree? *Does your partner humiliate you in public? *Does jealousy prevent you from being with friends/family members? *Are you falsely accused of seeing/flirting with other people. *Does your partner make excuses for his/her behavior citing alcohol or stress? *Does your partner threaten to kill himself if you break up? *Does your partner frighten you with violence? *Does your partner show remorse and promise to change after a beating? (see above)If you answered yes to even ONE, you may be in an abusive situation.
Step 2
THE DATING BILL OF RIGHTS: If you have "teenagers" teach them to remember that every single dating person is entitled to the following rights:* To be treated with respect always. * To be in a healthy relationship.* Not to be hurt physically or emotionally. (see Rihanna/Brown above)* To refuse sex or affection at any time. * To have friends and activities apart from boyfriend/girlfriend. * To just say NO. * To feel safe in their relationships. * To be treated as an equal.* To end a relationship.
Step 3
Note: Each year 25 percent of all teens report experiencing physical, emotional or sexual violence that has been perpetrated by a dating partner. And one out of five high school girls has been sexually or physically abused while with a companion she regarded as her boyfriend.